OK, so let’s say you actually bought them something they wanted. Up the fun factor by putting it in this gift box, which displays a totally wild fake product that will throw them off.

These punny fries give a new meaning to the term “comfort food.” Five soft plushie fries come in this adorable container and are sure to make them laugh. However, if you want to be a bit more festive, you could opt for emotional support gingerbread instead.

Why would you get them a piggy bank when you can get them this extremely disturbing face bank that actually moves its mouth to “eat” your money? Exactly, you wouldn’t.

This book is actually a best-seller on Amazon, the name is really the only “gag” part about it. People love the information and trivia that’s inside. It covers entertainment, politics, art and so much more, so they come off as very well-read.

It’s only natural to chuckle when you see a red tube guy waving in the wind. This mini version will bring the laughs in any home office or cubicle.

You may get a little nauseous when you look at this, but that’s probably a good thing right? They’ll open the box to find the most realistic poop we’ve ever seen, but will be delighted to discover it is soap with a lovely vanilla scent.

The Coddies fish flip flops have been all over social media — they might just be the most popular (and useful) gag gift we can think of. They come in seven colors, fit everyone in the family and have over 7,000 five-star ratings on Amazon. It’s hard to go wrong.

Socks are a classic Christmas present, but that doesn’t mean they have to be boring. Take these “paw” socks for example, that come in prints like the dog seen here, as well as dinosaur and zebra.

You know, spending too much time on the toilet isn’t good at all, so you’re actually doing them a favor here by gifting them this best-selling gadget.

The next time they want to diss their friend or partner (lovingly, of course), they can turn to this poster with burns inspired by one of literature’s most influential wordsmiths. Find insults straight from Shakespeare’s work like “stuffed cloak-bag of guts.”

If they’ve been a little naughty this year, teach ’em a lesson. Instead of finding coal in the morning, they’ll get this giant piece of bread, which is actually a very realistic looking, very comfy, pillow, which they will love once you give ’em their real present.

It’ll be hilarious how mad they get while trying to solve the puzzle to get to their favorite bottle of wine. But don’t worry, there is a way to get to it, so in the end, they’ll be happy.

When it came to white elephant gifts last year, Good Housekeeping readers bought this novelty game in droves. It’s completely functional to play, and you can actually drink from the glasses.

If midnight bathroom runs are part of their evening routine, then light their way to the throne with this motion-activated night light. That way they can go to the bathroom in peace without turning on the bright overhead light.

Things are rough in the office these days, no doubt. At least their desk decor can match the mood with this clever pencil holder that comes with flame sticky-notes.

Parents will appreciate this one: When kids start whining, they can pull out this three-inch violin and start playing to offer their deepest sympathies. It’ll drive the kids up the wall.

This Pictionary game isn’t for the faint of heart: Once a player picks a card, they’ll have to draw whatever it says — no matter how cringe-worthy it may be.

Good for kids, teenagers, your stubborn spouse — it is what it is, just an empty box filed with what they wanted: nothing.

If pizza is always on their brain, you can’t really go wrong with this unexpected, yet practical gift that will help them store each leftover slice perfectly. It’s also completely microwaveable for easy re-heating.