| Hannah Jeon, Cameron Jenkins |
What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you for a year!
What does every new year have in store for us?
Another 365 days!
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
How did Prince celebrate the new millennium?
He partied like it was 1999.
What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year!
Why is partying in Times Square overrated?
Because they drop the ball every year.
What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve?
Fire crackers.
What does a field grow on January 1?
New Year’s hay.
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year’s Day fall in the same year?
Every year!
What do farmers give their wives at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
Hogs and kisses.
Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year’s resolutions…
… tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
What does a caterpillar do on January 1?
Turns over a new leaf.
What did the chef make for his New Year’s dinner?
New Year’s filet.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who?
Radio not, it’s a new year.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.
It’s December 31st.
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?
He wanted to make a New Year’s toast!
Where do you go to do math homework on New Year’s?
Times Square.
How can you keep a New Year’s resolution to read more while never opening a book?
Watch TV with subtitles.
What was Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution?
To make new friends.
Hannah Jeon is an Associate Commerce Editor at Prevention, where she covers expert-driven commerce content for all things health, beauty, and wellness. Previously the Editorial Assistant at Good Housekeeping, she earned her bachelor’s degree in creative writing and psychology from Johns Hopkins University. When she’s not on the hunt for all the best products online, you can often find her trying out new food spots in New York City or clicking away behind a camera.
Cameron (she/her) is a staff writer for Good Housekeeping, where she covers everything from holidays to food. She is a graduate of Syracuse University, where she received a B.A. in magazine journalism. In her spare-time she can be found scrolling TikTok for the latest cleaning hacks and restaurant openings, binge-watching seasons of Project Runway or online shopping.
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