| Annie O'Sullivan, Sarah Vincent |
How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine’s Day?
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, they had an apple.
What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?
What did the man say to his banker on February 14?
“You’ve caught my interest.”
What did the painter tell his girlfriend?
“I love you with all my art.”
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the gardener say to their date?
“I dig you.”
What’s Cupid’s favorite band?
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
“You mean a great dill to me.”
What did the scientist say to her Valentine?
“I think of you periodically.”
What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“Tonight, dinner’s on me.”
What did the romantic sing after she got a paper cut?
“I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love.”
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton.”
What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?
“I love ewe.”
What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
What did one triangle say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re acute.”
Why are my feet cold on Valentine’s Day?
Because you knocked my socks off.
As a member of the Special Projects Team, Annie works with the GH Tested program writing up product reviews and roundups and helps plan and run annual expos and events like the GH Parenting Summit, Xmas in July Expo, Cleaning Summit, Winter Essentials Expo, and more. When she’s not working, she can be found running, listening to true crime podcasts, designing graphic collages, or sipping on a margarita.
Sarah Vincent (she/her) covers the latest and greatest in books and all things pets for Good Housekeeping. She double majored in Creative Writing and Criminal Justice at Loyola University Chicago, where she sat in the front row for every basketball game. In her spare time, she loves cooking, crafting, studying Japanese, and, of course, reading.
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